Confessions of A Bad Penny
Hola Blog Monkeys & YOU (just surfing by) ~
I have a confession to make. It's kinda tough for me, you know, to admit this stuff and just lay my soul bare for you. Quivering and naked. But the entire point of my Penny Blog (Porno Blog as Jackass calls it) is CATHARSIS. Right? It's got utility.
So I must confess. And I am just slightly ashamed to admit... I mean confess. Oh gosh. This is harder than I thought it would be. I mean I feel pretty close to you right now. I feel like we have something special. It's time to tell you. Sit down.
I've been using you.
Please don't cry. If I'd of known it would end up this way I would never have started but once I got going I just couldn't stop myself. I'm compelled. OK. I'll tell you all the details but I only think you're hurting yourself.
I crack myself up. Sometimes I come back and re-read something I wrote a long time ago and I have a little "Heh, that is FUNNY stuff" moment. I am just cracking myself up, day and night! You, I am soooo sorry to say, are merely incidental. I didn't mean for it to be this way.
It's not that you mean nothing to me. I count on you. And I certainly care for you. But I just need you to know that for the most part this has been all about me. And, when I accidentally blurt out a name while blogging, well... It's always my own.
I have a confession to make. It's kinda tough for me, you know, to admit this stuff and just lay my soul bare for you. Quivering and naked. But the entire point of my Penny Blog (Porno Blog as Jackass calls it) is CATHARSIS. Right? It's got utility.
So I must confess. And I am just slightly ashamed to admit... I mean confess. Oh gosh. This is harder than I thought it would be. I mean I feel pretty close to you right now. I feel like we have something special. It's time to tell you. Sit down.
I've been using you.
Please don't cry. If I'd of known it would end up this way I would never have started but once I got going I just couldn't stop myself. I'm compelled. OK. I'll tell you all the details but I only think you're hurting yourself.
I crack myself up. Sometimes I come back and re-read something I wrote a long time ago and I have a little "Heh, that is FUNNY stuff" moment. I am just cracking myself up, day and night! You, I am soooo sorry to say, are merely incidental. I didn't mean for it to be this way.
It's not that you mean nothing to me. I count on you. And I certainly care for you. But I just need you to know that for the most part this has been all about me. And, when I accidentally blurt out a name while blogging, well... It's always my own.
"Oh PENNY! Make me laugh! (chortle, snort)"
posted by Bad Penny at 8:17 AM
6 Comments:
You are a confusing girl Miss Money Penny.
Alter Egos, Yes means No or Yes or maybe, dependent on the ripeness of the dress.
My Yin and Yang are all muddled up now.
Keep blogging us.
Hey, as long as you're smiling, use away.
-G
Sniff...I feel so betrayed! I mean, I really thought that we had something special. You cold, heartless wench! See if I ever read this website again!!!
Okay, I'm over it. Time to read some more of your old posts.
Hey Penny,
thanks for visiting the site. It's great to hear of someone else who sees Douglas Adams for the genius he was.... I need to visit your site more regularly, not only are you a smart cookie but you have taste.
Still can't get that 'ripe' dress out of my mind though.
Touch me in the morning, then just walk way...indeed.
I feel like such an OBJECT.
Oh, Bad Penny, Blogger won't take my username AGAIN, so I am posting this anonymously.
And that is all I have to say.
USER!
Love,
Ms. Lori
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