How I know J loves me even though he refuses to say it...

I've tried to trick him into saying it. (I once quizzed him "So what did that girl in Indiana Jones write on her eye lids?" "I lo- GOOD try missy!") But he won't. He has something against the gratuitous dropping of the love bomb. What he fails to recognize, though, is its there or its not -- whether you say it or not.

Penny says:
I whacked my self in the toes with the string trimmer today

J says:
ouch
dammit

Penny says:
and cried like a baby

J says:
you should have lit that piece of crap on fire
lol

Penny says:
what will I cut the lawn with?

J says:
light the damn lawn on fire

Penny says:
thanks for being my friend

J says:
gasoline

J says:
let it soak in

Penny says:
OK

J says:
WOOF
it's gone

Penny says:
good plan

Penny says:
I'll call you from jail

J says:
sweet and I'll arrange a jailbreak

J says:
and we'll run across the country, lighting everyone's lawn on fire

J says:
leaving a trail of molten grass in our wake

J says:
RESIST!

Penny says:
You are the BEST FRIEND EVER~!

Thats how.