Conversations with Microsoft Money
MSN $: ADVISOR FYI
Me: Uh huh?
MSN $: Your total available cash has been decreasing!
Me: Duh.
MSN $: ALERT!
Me: What is it now?
MSN $: You've exceeded your monthly budget for food.
Me: What is my budget for food set at?
MSN $: $40.01
Me: A month!?!
MSN $: Yep
Me: Don't you think that must be a mistake?
MSN $: I do not make mistakes.
Me: I don't remember even setting a budget...
MSN $: I did it for you.
Me: And we only get forty bucks to eat on?
MSN $: Don't blame me. I don't decide how much money goes in... just how much goes out.
Me: I need a snack. or breakfast. My head is swimming.
MSN $: Just calm down missy. The kids can eat at the neighbors house and you've been looking a little... plump.
Me: There must be some mistake.
MSN $: ADVISOR FYI! Your total available cash had been decreasing.
Me: Oh yes, now I remember.
Me: Uh huh?
MSN $: Your total available cash has been decreasing!
Me: Duh.
MSN $: ALERT!
Me: What is it now?
MSN $: You've exceeded your monthly budget for food.
Me: What is my budget for food set at?
MSN $: $40.01
Me: A month!?!
MSN $: Yep
Me: Don't you think that must be a mistake?
MSN $: I do not make mistakes.
Me: I don't remember even setting a budget...
MSN $: I did it for you.
Me: And we only get forty bucks to eat on?
MSN $: Don't blame me. I don't decide how much money goes in... just how much goes out.
Me: I need a snack. or breakfast. My head is swimming.
MSN $: Just calm down missy. The kids can eat at the neighbors house and you've been looking a little... plump.
Me: There must be some mistake.
MSN $: ADVISOR FYI! Your total available cash had been decreasing.
Me: Oh yes, now I remember.
posted by Bad Penny at 8:25 AM
2 Comments:
Just goes to show ya' can't trust a friggin' computer with your cash.
I bet it's been spending it on games, too. ;)
-G
Have to say this is hilarious! Great competition for Jess and his pear!
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