Hello Burger Bandit...

I am speaking to you small-ly. I am defeated. My last exam ate my soul... If I come out of this semester on academic probation I will consider myself lucky as probation is as near to the law as I feel likely to get just now.

Number One Daughter is still pregnant. Do you know what it is like to spend your days with a hormonal girl-woman who is 11 days over due and wants to discuss bloody mucus discharge and what it might mean? Plus today she told me this "You're right, mom. The cervix pain is different than the crampy pain."

Um.

I think she thinks that giving birth is gonna be like one bad period. Poor girl. On second thought... Poor Penny.