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Friday, December 03, 2004

Project Update

For those of you that have been around here awhile, you know about The Project. For the new kids I will just say this... all you need to know can be found conveniently in my blog under titles such as "How I Started Taking Naked Pictures of Myself" and "What I Did While in the SHOWER Today". Go read them and discover why my beloved boy calls this my "porno-blog".

Today, while trying my best to cheer up one of my dearest friends, I sent J the IM message "Going to take off all my clothes and get wet and soapy now" (or something substantially similar). J is supposed to laugh, and have a dirty little shower thought about me and respond by saying "You LOVE to tease me, don't you?" but instead he said "Take some pictures."

And that made me think OH YEAH... the project. I mean The Project! What the hell has happened to the project? Truth is I am busy. And I really got a lot of project work done in the beginning (I'd like to thank my super secret Project Manager for making a real difference) and then the project sorta lost its spot in my agenda. And I've been... um what's the word?... LAZY. Not a lot of working out these past few weeks. Got a little poochy belly thing going on right now. Don't want to really preserve that for posterity do I?

But that's really a cop out I think. The mere fact that I am having poochy belly objections to project work is evidence that the work is not yet done. Further more, and this is BIG, kids, everyone I've talked to about the project has gushed about how brave and wise I am. Gushed. Will I have to return all the gushing if I cop out before I am done?

So it is with great trepidation that I now endeavor to set a project goal of some sort. An objective indicator that The Project is complete and is no longer necessary and can be safely stopped, shelved and ended. Something reasonable.

If I only knew what that is...


Blogger ChairmanTao said...

poochy belly ???

ok, something got lost in the translation here.
A pooch to me is a small dog. So a poochy belly ? Dunno ? Hairy ?

We have pot bellies in the UK.
Is a poochy belly smaller ?
How about a beer belly ?
Is it a sliding scale ?
And where do 'love hanldes' fit on the scale ?

I think we need pictures here in order to ensure we get the calibration right.

12:21 PM  

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